Shattered Kingdoms

I'd think pixies would be more likely to get dust in your eyes than some big oaf of a giant.

if a sprite is flying and aiming upper, hitting the giant's head it would be near impossible for the giant to land the dirt kick.

If this goes in I want to see sprites fly home-run style when they parry a giant's two handed claymore

You can't fly and dirt kick... unfortunately.

If this goes in, I want to see a new skill for mercs called "shunt", as opposed to parry. Automatic skill that adds bonuses to tripping, bashing, disarming, and kicking.

As far as for dirt kick, two comments:

1. Glasses ftw.
2. The command 'rub eyes' should remove the dirt with just some lag.

And half-elves should get four arms from their inbreeding, and be able to wield any combination of four one handers, two two handers, a two hander and two one handers, or one handers and shields and get appropriate bonuses for extra attacks and shield armor. And half-elf hellions should get a cleave for everyone weapon they hold, so I would get four cleaves if i held four one handers, yay!!!

Swashies with shield block. Imagine the insanity. One blocking high, other blocking low, and parry riposte out the ying yang.

you know... i always wanted to see a dual shield block...

I always wanted to see dual crossbows.

You would need the puissance of a God, and two Van Helsing™ super crossbows to do it right.