I made another account called Internet_Tough_Guy, who was a parody of other people on internet forums who pretend to be super tough in real life. Half of the joke was making fun of people and the other half of the joke was the legitimately hilarious trolling

He didn't play him just fine, and he died more than once. If I played a hellion, I'd have pked this newb into deletion for calling himself a knight. Then I'd have pked whoever knighted him into deletion, and then I'd have pked every single person who ever called him "sir" into deletion. The fact that none of the existing hellions actually did this leads me to question their manhood.

This is just another crappy character from the same old crappy player. Good riddance.