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Calling all bad puns!
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Author:  Edoras [ Thu Jan 28, 2016 5:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Calling all bad puns!

I know you people have some punny quotes.

Quote:
xxx says to you 'Well when my father started to train me, he instructed me to specialize in a polearm. I was thinking about using what they call a Bill. '

You exclaim to xxx 'Not a bad choice!'

Yoona says 'I thought only sorcerers could specialize in Bill.'

> groan yoo
You groan at the sight of her.

Author:  Korri [ Fri Jan 29, 2016 5:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Calling all bad puns!

That one is funny. :drunk:

Author:  Edoras [ Fri Apr 22, 2016 6:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Calling all bad puns!

Quote:
Yoona glares at someone.
A mithril golem steps out of the shadows.
A mithril golem glares at Yoona.

[HP:100%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
> say Interesting.
You say 'Interesting.'

[HP:100%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
>
Ashituri looks at a mithril golem.

[HP:100%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
> l golem
A construct of pure mithril stands against the mithril
walls of the laboratory blending in with its surroundings
As the guardian of the laboratory, it stands waiting for
any who would choose to challange it.
Overall, a mithril golem is in excellent condition.

A mithril golem is using:
<worn as skin> mithril hide (brand new)

[HP:100%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
> wave golem
You wave to it.
A mithril golem waves to you.

Yoona says 'Glary fog.'

You ask to Yoona 'Glarey fog?'

You groan loudly.

Author:  Edoras [ Sat May 14, 2016 5:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Calling all bad puns!

Quote:
You ask 'Do you see that talon?'

Bryce says 'Thanks for talon me about it.'

Bryce says 'I hadn't noticed.'

You groan at the sight of him.

Author:  Meissa [ Thu May 19, 2016 3:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Calling all bad puns!

Quote:
Yesterday, I held the door open for a member of the Harlequin Court.

It was a nice jester.

Author:  Tragonis [ Thu May 19, 2016 3:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Calling all bad puns!

Stop clowning around.

Author:  La.Bonnita [ Thu May 19, 2016 4:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Calling all bad puns!

Meissa wrote:
Quote:
Yesterday, I held the door open for a member of the Harlequin Court.

It was a nice jester.


*snort* :lol:

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