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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Megathread
PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2018 9:42 pm 
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redeem mastery holy word
You redeem loyalty tokens to master holy symbol.
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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Megathread
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2018 3:34 am 
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Location: Through The Void
SK Character: Vivitnir
C holy will also make a holy symbol during combat :oops:


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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Megathread
PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2018 3:00 am 
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Joined: Fri Jun 07, 2013 7:11 pm
Posts: 1068
Location: Probably Camping Losache
SK Character: Arkex, Chronis, Azoreth, Kyln
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4 copper coins carried by a darkbandit.
a blueberry milkshake in Sadal's Yard.
A ballista bolt in A bend in a quiet hallway.


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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Megathread
PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2018 6:03 am 
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Joined: Thu May 11, 2006 11:00 pm
Posts: 2765
Location: Pearl Harbor, HI
SK Character: That one guy who pk'd you.
One day you are surviving Final Strikes...

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[HP: 82%] [ME: 57%] [PE: 64%] [Coins: 5 obsidian]
>
An ancient female human Volator utters the words, 'yuiar gculatz'.
An ancient female human Volator's final strike does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to a dour female dwarf Volator!
A dour female dwarf Volator is DEAD!!
An ancient female human Volator's final strike does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to Rajjin Waax!
Rajjin Waax is DEAD!!
A mustachioed male giant Volator pounds an ancient female human Volator's chest. An ancient female human Volator falls on her
knees and collapses.
An ancient female human Volator's final strike does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to a mustachioed male giant Volator!
A mustachioed male giant Volator is DEAD!!
An ancient female human Volator's final strike does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to a striking female human Volator!
A striking female human Volator is DEAD!!
With a final gesture of power, an ancient female human Volator erupts in a searing explosion of light!
An ancient female human Volator's final strike does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to you!
That really did HURT!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You jump clear as Jhago collapses underneath you!
Jhago's hammer of light fades away.
An ancient female human Volator's final strike does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to Jhago!
Jhago is DEAD!!
One of your members has left the party.
The white aura around your body fades.
An ancient female human Volator's final strike does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to Helsa!
Helsa is DEAD!!
One of your members has left the party.
Everything within sight is vaporized!
An ancient female human Volator is DEAD!!

[HP: 14%] [ME: 57%] [PE: 64%] [Coins: 5 obsidian]


...The next day you are...

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[HP: 63%] [ME: 71%] [PE: 94%] [Coins: 1 gold, 9 silver, 1 copper]
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You utter the words, 'barh ay ohifl'.
A bolt of light bursts forth from your hand!
A moustached male human cringes in terror from your bolt of glory!
A moustached male human walks east.
A moustached male human has fled!

[HP: 63%] [ME: 68%] [PE: 94%] [Coins: 1 gold, 9 silver, 1 copper]
A suspicious male human is here, watching his surroundings carefully.

[HP: 63%] [ME: 68%] [PE: 94%] [Coins: 1 gold, 9 silver, 1 copper]
> e
You ride a silver-winged pegasus east.

South Khry Road
This road winds through what is one of the worst neighborhoods of this
chaotic city. Squeezed between the Gladiator's Arena and the Great Temple,
it seems to be cast in eternal shadow. The citizens which mull about here
are generally dirty and scruffy looking. They openly eye your possessions
with obvious envy, and several glances are cast your way that give mind to a
vulture circling a carcass.
It's mostly clear, mild, and calm.
Obvious exits: n e s w ne
A moustached male human is here.
An ugly female goblin is here.
A smelly goblin child is here, chewing on something.
A smelly male goblin is here.
A smelly goblin child is here, chewing on something.

[HP: 71%] [ME: 72%] [PE:100%] [Coins: 1 gold, 9 silver, 1 copper]
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A moustached male human looks extremely angry and charges!
A moustached male human's attack passes partially through you.
A moustached male human cleaves through your abdomen!
Your abdomen is ripped apart from massive damage!
You lose your concentration on fear.
You lose your concentration on detect invis.
You no longer see invisible objects.
A moustached male human's cleave does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to you!
You have been KILLED!!

You feel less protected.
Your ward dissolves.
You feel less protected.

[HP: 0%] [ME: 69%] [PE:100%] [Coins: zero]


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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Megathread
PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2018 10:53 am 
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Location: Through The Void
SK Character: Vivitnir
I’ve been one shorted by that NPC too , keep ya humble .


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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Megathread
PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2018 6:38 pm 
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SK Character: Leila
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You yell 'Lorain can come if he'll give me a kiss!'
>
Lorain says 'You can kiss my lance.'


all these badly-behaved elves today!


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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Megathread
PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2018 12:21 pm 
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You are carrying:
a designer bag of sea monster scales (brand new)



[HP:100%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
>
l bag
This bag is masterfully crafted of sea monster scales. The sea
monsterfrom which the scales were taken evidently had chameleon-like
abilities, as the hue of the bag can be shifted by concentrating on it. You
see a small PhpH logo on the inside of the bag.

A designer bag of sea monster scales is made of scale and size medium.


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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Megathread
PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2018 8:55 pm 
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Location: Probably Camping Losache
SK Character: Arkex, Chronis, Azoreth, Kyln
TacoRobot wrote:
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You are carrying:
a designer bag of sea monster scales (brand new)



[HP:100%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
>
l bag
This bag is masterfully crafted of sea monster scales. The sea
monsterfrom which the scales were taken evidently had chameleon-like
abilities, as the hue of the bag can be shifted by concentrating on it. You
see a small PhpH logo on the inside of the bag.

A designer bag of sea monster scales is made of scale and size medium.


Someone call Opey! Lmao :lol:
C identify? Lore bag? Lol


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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Megathread
PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2018 5:50 am 
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Joined: Sun Feb 08, 2004 1:41 pm
Posts: 1082
Location: Hugging a tree
SK Character: Imolth
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but corpse
You butcher the corpse and carve up some steaks.

[HP:100%][ME:100%][PE: 99%]|Tarim River|2 obsidian, 8 platinum, 3 gold, 2 silver, 6 copper
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eat steak
eat steak

You are hungry.
The water current carries a steak of a mountain yak east.
The water current carries a steak of a mountain yak east.
The water current carries a steak of a mountain yak east.
The water current carries a steak of a mountain yak east.
The water current carries a steak of a mountain yak east.
The water current carries a steak of a mountain yak east.
The water current carries the leg of a mountain yak east.
The wind changes and begins blowing from the northeast.

[HP:100%][ME:100%][PE:100%]|Tarim River|2 obsidian, 8 platinum, 3 gold, 2 silver, 6 copper
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Noooooo :(


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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Megathread
PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2018 6:40 am 
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SK Character: Leila
Morovik wrote:
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but corpse
You butcher the corpse and carve up some steaks.

[HP:100%][ME:100%][PE: 99%]|Tarim River|2 obsidian, 8 platinum, 3 gold, 2 silver, 6 copper
>
eat steak
eat steak

You are hungry.
The water current carries a steak of a mountain yak east.
The water current carries a steak of a mountain yak east.
The water current carries a steak of a mountain yak east.
The water current carries a steak of a mountain yak east.
The water current carries a steak of a mountain yak east.
The water current carries a steak of a mountain yak east.
The water current carries the leg of a mountain yak east.
The wind changes and begins blowing from the northeast.

[HP:100%][ME:100%][PE:100%]|Tarim River|2 obsidian, 8 platinum, 3 gold, 2 silver, 6 copper
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Noooooo :(


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