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 Post subject: Kilni vs. Yaakov
PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 4:06 pm 
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SK Character: That one guy who pk'd you.
[HP:100%] [ME: 27%] [PE:100%]
> sa apple
You say 'apple'

[HP:100%] [ME: 27%] [PE:100%]
> i
Erista gives you a blood-red apple.
Erista says 'The apples will instantly kill anyone who wields it
and takes a bite from it. It may be useful to use in cases where
subtlety is needed over brawn. Use it wisely, however, as
I may only give one to each member. '

[HP:100%] [ME: 27%] [PE:100%]
>
You are carrying:
a blood-red apple (brand new)

[HP:100%] [ME: 27%] [PE:100%]
>
You tell Kilni 'I finally found a fruit I think you would like.'

[HP:100%] [ME: 43%] [PE: 95%]
>
Kilni tells you 'Oh?'

[HP:100%] [ME: 43%] [PE: 91%]
> This apple is of typical size, about as large as a human's fist and
shaped like an oversized molar tooth, the top significantly larger than the
bottom. The peel is dark red, the color of dried blood, and a short brown
stem with a single green leaf extends from the top. There is a slight
indentation on the bottom, as if someone had applied a fingernail to it.
The inside of fruit is ripe and even hard, producing a crispy or crunchy
bite. The texture is somewhat granular and the taste bitter, especially the
peel.

A blood-red apple is made of food and size tiny.

[HP:100%] [ME: 45%] [PE: 95%]
> op e
You open the door to the inn.

[HP:100%] [ME: 45%] [PE: 95%]
> e
You walk east.

The Taproom of the Hart and Rose
The atmosphere is thick and close, pregnant with the musk of spilt ale,
wood smoke and cooked food, heavy with the noise of boisterous conversation,
song and laughter. Sawdust is spread liberally over the worn slate
flagstones of the floor, upon which heavy wooden tables and benching press
together, crowded with patrons that compete for the attentions of the
serving wenches that move between them juggling platters of steaming food
and flagons of ale. A fire crackles in the hearth set beneath a wide stone
chimney brest in the north wall. An open wooden staircase in the south
climbs up to the rooms above.
Obvious exits: e(closed) w u ne(closed)
A cork notice board hangs on the east wall.
A sign by the door reads "Keep yer Horses OUT!".
A mithril sign engraved with a notice hangs by the door.
A hand-pump is here to dispense beer.
A battered old bin stands in the corner of the room.
Arthil (an eccentric male half-elf) is here.
An elite Peacekeeper stands here proudly.
A roughly horse-sized and horse-shaped beast stands here, seemingly content.
Kilni (a blue-eyed female half-elf) is here.
Lazeran Lorearthen, the Peacekeeper Marshal, stands here.
A fine roan mare stands here patiently.
A blonde male elf is sitting here.
A Peacekeeper sentinel stands here, impassive eyes cold and watchful.
A serving wench moves deftly through the taproom serving drinks.
A bard is here, entertaining the crowd.
A freeman of Exile is here, quietly sipping his ale.
A small boy works here collecting glasses and clearing the tables.
A thuggish-looking giant glowers here, watching the customers for trouble.
A brutish-looking man stands impassively at the door watching the crowd.
The swordsman Halfdane is here, quietly drinking by the fire.
The warrior Grimm is here, regaling folk with tales of his youth.

[HP:100%] [ME: 45%] [PE: 95%]
> re
You sit down and rest your tired bones.

[HP:100%] [ME: 45%] [PE: 95%]
> A blonde male elf invites Kilni to join his party.

[HP:100%] [ME: 45%] [PE: 95%]
> close w
You close the door to the inn.

[HP:100%] [ME: 45%] [PE: 95%]
> tip
You tip your hat gallantly.

[HP:100%] [ME: 45%] [PE: 95%]
> give ap k
Arthil gets a guava of glory from a deep shroud of black.

[HP:100%] [ME: 45%] [PE: 95%]
> il

Arthil eats a guava of glory.
You give a blood-red apple to Kilni.

[HP:100%] [ME: 45%] [PE: 95%]
>
Kilni says to you 'YOu know.'

[HP:100%] [ME: 45%] [PE: 95%]
> tel kilni I know.
You tell Kilni 'I know.'

[HP:100%] [ME: 44%] [PE: 95%]
>
Arthil tickles you.

[HP:100%] [ME: 44%] [PE: 95%]
> gigg
You giggle.

[HP:100%] [ME: 44%] [PE: 95%]
> tel kilni Wield the apple and try to take a bite out of it.
You tell Kilni 'Wield the apple and try to take a bite out of it.'

[HP:100%] [ME: 44%] [PE: 95%]
> tel kilni I thin
Kilni says 'I've never seen an apple like this.'

[HP:100%] [ME: 44%] [PE: 95%]
> k you can get more then one bit
The comforts of the inn put you at ease.
Your rage ebbs.

[HP:100%] [ME: 54%] [PE:100%]
>
Kilni holds a blood-red apple in her hand.

[HP:100%] [ME: 54%] [PE:100%]
> e that way.
You tell Kilni 'I think you can get more then one bite that way.'

[HP:100%] [ME: 53%] [PE:100%]
>
Kilni looks worried.

[HP:100%] [ME: 53%] [PE:100%]
>
Kilni laughs.

[HP:100%] [ME: 53%] [PE:100%]
>
As Kilni takes a bite of a blood-red apple, she begins to gag.
Kilni is DEAD!!
You hear Kilni's death cry.
A xandu wanders away.
An elite Peacekeeper leaves someone's party.

[HP:100%] [ME: 53%] [PE:100%]
> chu
You chuckle.

[HP:100%] [ME: 53%] [PE:100%]
>
An elite Peacekeeper opens the door to the inn.
An elite Peacekeeper walks west.

[HP:100%] [ME: 53%] [PE:100%]
> l

The Taproom of the Hart and Rose
The atmosphere is thick and close, pregnant with the musk of spilt ale,
wood smoke and cooked food, heavy with the noise of boisterous conversation,
song and laughter. Sawdust is spread liberally over the worn slate
flagstones of the floor, upon which heavy wooden tables and benching press
together, crowded with patrons that compete for the attentions of the
serving wenches that move between them juggling platters of steaming food
and flagons of ale. A fire crackles in the hearth set beneath a wide stone
chimney brest in the north wall. An open wooden staircase in the south
climbs up to the rooms above.
Obvious exits: e(closed) w u ne(closed)
The corpse of Kilni is lying here.
A cork notice board hangs on the east wall.
A sign by the door reads "Keep yer Horses OUT!".
A mithril sign engraved with a notice hangs by the door.
A hand-pump is here to dispense beer.
A battered old bin stands in the corner of the room.
Arthil (an eccentric male half-elf) is here.
Lazeran Lorearthen, the Peacekeeper Marshal, stands here.
A fine roan mare stands here patiently.
A blonde male elf is sitting here.
A Peacekeeper sentinel stands here, impassive eyes cold and watchful.
A serving wench moves deftly through the taproom serving drinks.
A bard is here, entertaining the crowd.
A freeman of Exile is here, quietly sipping his ale.
A small boy works here collecting glasses and clearing the tables.
A thuggish-looking giant glowers here, watching the customers for trouble.
A brutish-looking man stands impassively at the door watching the crowd.
The swordsman Halfdane is here, quietly drinking by the fire.
The warrior Grimm is here, regaling folk with tales of his youth.

[HP:100%] [ME: 53%] [PE:100%]
> sa oops
You say 'oops'

[HP:100%] [ME: 53%] [PE:100%]
> glance elf
You are looking at a blonde male elf.
A blonde male elf's current combat stance is neutral.
Lazeran is in front of him with a roan mare in the rear.
Overall, a blonde male elf is in excellent condition.

[HP:100%] [ME: 53%] [PE:100%]
>
Arthil blinks innocently.

[HP:100%] [ME: 53%] [PE:100%]
> st
Kilni appears in the room.

[HP:100%] [ME: 53%] [PE:100%]
>
Kilni gets (flaming) a dove grasping a Taslamaran rose bud from a corpse of Kilni.
Kilni gets a loop of thorns dangling with charms from a corpse of Kilni.
Kilni gets An odd-looking belt with a red-rose buckle from a corpse of Kilni.
Kilni gets white boots surrounded by a fire-like red tint from a corpse of Kilni.
Kilni gets white sleeves surrounded by a fire-like red tint from a corpse of Kilni.
Kilni gets a small band of adamantite etched with a single dove from a corpse of Kilni.
Kilni gets a thread of green energy from a corpse of Kilni.
Kilni gets white leggings surrounded by a fire-like red tint from a corpse of Kilni.
Kilni gets a thread of golden energy from a corpse of Kilni.
Kilni gets white gloves surrounded by a fire-like red tint from a corpse of Kilni.
Kilni gets a nephrite talisman from a corpse of Kilni.
Kilni gets a barbed wire circlet of white roses from a corpse of Kilni.

[HP:100%] [ME: 53%] [PE:100%]
>
Kilni wears a barbed wire circlet of white roses on her head.
Kilni wears a nephrite talisman around her neck.
Kilni wears white gloves surrounded by a fire-like red tint on her hands.
Kilni wears a thread of golden energy around her left wrist.
Kilni wears white leggings surrounded by a fire-like red tint on her legs.
Kilni wears a thread of green energy on her left finger.
Kilni wears a small band of adamantite etched with a single dove on her right finger.
Kilni wears white sleeves surrounded by a fire-like red tint on her arms.
Kilni wears white boots surrounded by a fire-like red tint on her feet.
An aura of divine blessing surrounds Kilni.
Kilni wears An odd-looking belt with a red-rose buckle about her waist.
Kilni wears a loop of thorns dangling with charms around her right wrist.
Kilni wears (flaming) a dove grasping a Taslamaran rose bud as her symbol.

[HP:100%] [ME: 53%] [PE:100%]
>
You stop resting, and stand up.

[HP:100%] [ME: 53%] [PE:100%]
>
Kilni gets a thread of blue energy from a corpse of Kilni.
Kilni gets a white shroud surrounded by a fire-like red tint from a corpse of Kilni.
Kilni gets a pair of simple mesh ki straps from a corpse of Kilni.
Kilni gets a ratty broomstick covered in soot from a corpse of Kilni.
Kilni gets an engraven silver-gilt eye washer from a corpse of Kilni.
Kilni gets a cast iron shovel from a corpse of Kilni.
Kilni gets a blown-glass bottle of word of recall from a corpse of Kilni.
Kilni gets Love's Guardian from a corpse of Kilni.
Kilni gets a blood-red apple from a corpse of Kilni.

[HP:100%] [ME: 53%] [PE:100%]
>
Kilni wears Love's Guardian on her body.
Kilni holds an engraven silver-gilt eye washer in her hand.
Kilni wears a white shroud surrounded by a fire-like red tint about her body.
Kilni wears a thread of blue energy around her neck.

[HP:100%] [ME: 53%] [PE:100%]
> l in cor
A corpse of Kilni contains:
Nothing.

[HP:100%] [ME: 53%] [PE:100%]
> get cor
You get a corpse of Kilni.

[HP:100%] [ME: 53%] [PE:100%]
>
Kilni frowns.

[HP:100%] [ME: 53%] [PE:100%]
> sa odd.
You say 'odd.'

[HP:100%] [ME: 53%] [PE:100%]
> sa I was given that apple and told it is the tastiest
Kilni asks to you 'Would you drop my corpse please?'

[HP:100%] [ME: 53%] [PE:100%]
> one you will ever find.
You say 'I was given that apple and told it is the tastiest one you will ever find.'

[HP:100%] [ME: 53%] [PE:100%]
> sayto kil
Kilni stops using an engraven silver-gilt eye washer.

[HP:100%] [ME: 53%] [PE:100%]
> Want me to buried it, sorry.

Kilni starts to pray.
You say to Kilni 'Want me to buried it, sorry.'

[HP:100%] [ME: 57%] [PE:100%]
> get sh
Kilni utters the words, 'gaiqhjabral'.
Kilni is protected by sanctuary.

[HP:100%] [ME: 57%] [PE:100%]
> ov cloak
You get a steel shovel from a flowing cloak of chain link.

[HP:100%] [ME: 57%] [PE:100%]
> sayto kil An old lady with a mole gave it to me in Teron.
You say to Kilni 'An old lady with a mole gave it to me in Teron.'

[HP:100%] [ME: 57%] [PE:100%]
> sa she seemed nice.
sYou say 'she seemed nice.'

[HP:100%] [ME: 57%] [PE:100%]
> a And I wanted to repay you for all the delicious fruit...
You say 'And I wanted to repay you for all the delicious fruit...'

[HP:100%] [ME: 57%] [PE:100%]
> sa
Kilni says to you 'I think she's knocked me over the head before.'

[HP:100%] [ME: 57%] [PE:100%]
> and now I ruined everything.
You say 'and now I ruined everything.'

[HP:100%] [ME: 57%] [PE:100%]
> sigh
You sigh.

[HP:100%] [ME: 57%] [PE:100%]
>
Kilni starts to pray.

[HP:100%] [ME: 57%] [PE:100%]
>
A blonde male elf clambers to his feet.

[HP:100%] [ME: 57%] [PE:100%]
> i

Lazeran walks west.
A roan mare walks west.

[HP:100%] [ME: 57%] [PE:100%]
> You are carrying:
a steel shovel
a corpse of Kilni

[HP:100%] [ME: 57%] [PE:100%]
>
Kilni utters the words, 'judicandus qfuhuqar'.

[HP:100%] [ME: 57%] [PE:100%]
>
The door to the inn closes.

[HP:100%] [ME: 57%] [PE:100%]
> st
You are already standing.

[HP:100%] [ME: 57%] [PE:100%]
> outlaw memory

Thinking back, you remember witnessing the following crimes...


[HP:100%] [ME: 57%] [PE:100%]
> sa Sorry
Kilni sits down and rests.

[HP:100%] [ME: 57%] [PE:100%]
> , I will leave.
You say 'Sorry, I will leave.'

[HP:100%] [ME: 60%] [PE:100%]
> recall

The Crossroads Inn


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 Post subject: Re: Kilni vs. Yaakov
PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2021 10:08 am 
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How dare you Kill Kilni. She's a saint.

I have to say though... pretty funny.


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 Post subject: Re: Kilni vs. Yaakov
PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2021 11:59 am 
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Get out the pitchforks! We're having centaur steaks tonight!

Hilarious log.


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